Croc!

[Available Oct. 4 on DVD and various digital platforms.] Paul W. Franklin's oddly entertaining, exceedingly silly and stupid, risqué, poorly acted, low-budget, predictable, 80-minute thriller in which an engaged couple (Sian Altman and George Nettleton) prepare for their wedding at a Tudor mansion in the English countryside while dimwitted, clueless guests (Beatrice Fletcher, Antonia Whillans, Kate Sandison, Sarah Alexandra Marks, Chris Cordell, Stephen Staley, et al.) fall over as they are stalked by a large, slow-moving, door-opening, stair-climbing crocodile and the bride's wildlife expert father (Mark Haldor) tries to stop the body-eating reptile.
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