Suburban Sasquatch

[Available Aug. 23 on Blu-ray™ and various VOD platforms.] When a slipper-wearing, breast-spouting, flesh-eating, mystical Bigfoot (Dave Bonavita) begins to attack various victims, including fishermen (Wes Miller and Dave Wascavage), hikers (Valerie Negro and Paula Negro), a dog owner (Steve Morgan), car mechanics (Ed Wascavage Jr. and Ricky Harding), a socialite (Mary Wascavage), a grandmother (Loretta Wascavage), and a mother (Dallas Quinn) protecting her son (Hunter Quimby), and tears out hearts and pulls off limbs in a suburban park in David Wascavage's campy, intentionally bad, wacky, hilariously stupid, violent, groan-inducing, backyard-budget, 100-minute, 2004 thriller, inept and vomiting park rangers, a bow-wielding Native American archer (Sue Lynn Sanchez), lame hunters (Matt Black, Jim Hanna, Dave Wascavage, Troy Stephen Sanders, and Matthew Blackwell), and a journalist (Bill Ushler) try to stop the attacks.
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